This isn't another "tips and tricks" ebook. This is an intervention for golfers who've convinced themselves that new clubs, more lessons, or "finding their swing" will finally get them into the 80s.
Spoiler alert: It won't. The problem is your brain, not your swing.
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You already know most of this. You just don't want to admit it.
You're in the trees, behind a branch, 180 yards out. So naturally you try to hit a low draw around the dogleg to the green. It goes 40 yards into a worse spot. Every. Single. Time.
That 3-wood over water that you've successfully pulled off exactly zero times? Yeah, you're going for it again. Because this time will be different. (It won't.)
You three-putted from 40 feet on the last hole, so obviously you're going to try to drain this 45-footer for birdie instead of lagging it close. Makes total sense.
New driver? Check. Forgiving irons? Check. Putter with "alignment technology"? Check. A round under 90? Still waiting on that one.
"The definition of insanity is hitting driver into the water on 14 for the 47th consecutive round and expecting a different result."
— Not Einstein, but probably you
Each chapter addresses a different way you're sabotaging yourself.
Breaking 90 requires 17 bogeys and 1 par. That's it. You don't need birdies. You need to stop making triples. Revolutionary concept, apparently.
A 220-yard 5-iron in the fairway beats a 280-yard drive in someone's backyard. I know you won't listen, but I'm putting this in writing anyway.
The middle of the green. That's it. That's the whole chapter. Stop pin-hunting when you can't hit a 40-yard wide fairway.
Phil Mickelson can hit that shot. You cannot. Pitch out sideways, take your bogey, and move on with your dignity semi-intact.
You're not "leaving money on the table" by lagging to 2 feet. You're avoiding the three-putt that's currently adding 6 strokes to every round.
Standing over the ball for 45 seconds while thinking about six different swing thoughts isn't a routine—it's a hostage situation.
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If you actually apply the strategies instead of just reading them and continuing to hit driver into the lake? Yes. The advice is real and proven. The comedy is just to keep you awake.
Kind of? It's more like tough love from a friend who's watched you make the same mistakes for years. There's real strategy mixed in with the roasting. Think of it as entertainment that's actually useful.
Nope. This is all about decision-making, course management, and mental game. Your swing can stay exactly as mediocre as it currently is. You'll just use it smarter.
Long enough to be useful, short enough that you'll actually finish it. It's not a 200-page textbook—it's actionable advice you can read in an afternoon and apply in your next round.
There's a 30-day refund policy. But honestly, if you can't laugh at your own golf game, you're taking this way too seriously. It's supposed to be fun. (That's actually part of why you're not breaking 90.)
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Join the WaitlistP.S. — Your playing partners will thank you. Rounds move faster when you're not looking for balls in the woods.